Where TF Are My Slo Jeans?!

A never-ending “sustainable” buy fail I wish I could return…

Back in December 2024, I made what I thought was a conscious choice.
I ordered a pair of custom jeans from a slow fashion startup I’d purchased from once before – the jeans took 9 months to arrive, but they were genuinely great. So when I got an email offering loyalty perks and faster delivery for previous customers, I fell for it again.

Well.
It’s now June 2025… and I’m still waiting for those jeans.

What followed wasn’t just a delay – it was an epic saga of emails, excuses, missing websites, Discord drama, and the most groovy gaslighting I’ve ever seen from a “sustainable” brand.

And yes, I documented everything:

From Updates to Emotional Manipulation

When they weren’t missing timelines or offering vague apologies, I was being told I was part of a movement. A revolution. A denim resistance.

They even shared Discord comments from other customers like:

“You’re incredible, don’t forget that.”
“Trust your gut – you’re changing the world.”

Listen. I’m all for community support. But this isn’t activism.
It’s a business transaction. I paid for jeans. I got marketing fan fiction.


???? So I Made a Video…

After 6 months of this madness, I finally sat down and filmed the entire saga. All the receipts. The broken links. The expired domain. The dramatic newsletters. The Discord spin. The endless “two-week” promises.

Yes, I still don’t have the jeans today:

What You Can Learn From My Mistake

  1. A great product once doesn’t guarantee a great company forever.

  2. Transparency means more than TikToks. Show me tracking, not just branding.

  3. “Slow fashion” is not immune to shady practices. Ethical intent doesn’t excuse operational failure.

  4. Document everything. Screenshots, emails, receipts. Protect yourself.

  5. Just because it’s sustainable doesn’t mean it’s safe. You can support good causes and expect professionalism.


Final Thoughts

I still believe in slow fashion. In sustainable alternatives. In supporting small businesses doing it right.

But this?
This was a slow motion fail dressed up as a revolution.

Until I have jeans in hand (and on my butt), I’ll be sticking to vintage, thrifted, and handmade pieces that actually deliver — from people I trust, not startups spinning PR over pants.

✂️ Join my Refashionista Revolution at RefashionistaSheri.com
Because sustainable fashion shouldn’t cost the earth – or take over half a year to arrive.

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